It's very late at night (early morning) on my first day in Park City and I'm in the hot tub with two of my condo-mates. Inside the condo are five guys, strangers all, two of whom were invited by other condo-mates for purposes of commingling, three of whom have tagged along for purposes only they can truly know (other hot chicks? free booze? all-night party?) - imagine their surprise that it's just the six of us and a single bottle of scotch. Finally, one of the three non-invited guests can take it no more and begins to put the full-on move on one of the girls - his shirt is off, his hands deep inside her jeans - and she shimmies and grooves her way away from him.
Finally, something draws this guy out onto the deck and he talks to those of us in the condo for the first time.
"It's Brokeback, bitch."
We inaudibly voice a collective, "huh?"