Our long national nightmare is over.
Judy Miller, self-styled journalism martyr of our times, has finally agreed to testify in the on-going Valerie Plame/CIA Leak investigation. Apparently, her source, "Scooter" Libby has called her on the telephone and, in an exclusive, All these wonderful things has obtained the transcript of that conversation:
Judy: Hello, it's Judy!
Libby: Judy, it's Scooter.
Judy: Oh, Scooter. See? My word is my bond.
Libby: I know that, Judy, but...
Judy: All that stuff you told me about Joe Wilson. Safe with me. My lips are sealed.
Judy: I mean, you can't see it cause we're on the telephone, but I'm totally doing the international pantomime for "zipping my lips".